I think you could get pretty close on the Old Zep kit. Switch everything to NRG, slap a gate on it. Tune the snare down a couple of steps and trim off some of the decay. Add Dan's Snare, also tuned down a couple of steps. That should get you pretty close on the basic kit. Not sure about the toms without opening up Kontakt, but that part shouldn't be too hard either.
Hope that helps. If I get time later I'll see if I can get more specific.
Now I'm gonna go listen to Surfer Rosa!